Tuesday, September 08, 2009

The Alarming Truth! A Confession

The Alarming Truth!
A Confession

It had to happen. The truth had to come out some day. After years and years of avoiding, u finally have to hear my story. 

Its sad and i don't understand why, but most of you hate me. Because from the way i see it, I should be the one hating you! You say i disturb you(well frankly you 'set me up'), but its actually the other way round. Once, at least once every day you have to trouble me. Whats the worst part, you deliberately do it at odd hours(once somebody bugged me at 4:30 in the morning!! :O i mean, get a life!) And thats not it, you also have this particular habit of pestering me for just a few moments. And some of you, those who are friends with Mr Snoo Ze, persist till either one of us gives up.

I mean why?? Why me. What happened to the cock? Doesn't he 'cock a doodle doo' anymore? It is all of this that actually makes me make you miss your trains and flights and important meetings time and again. Understand one thing very clearly, i love my peace,(sleep) and sanctity just as much as you, and you have no right disturbing me.

For the first and last 'time', i warn you, i warn you to get your act right soon. Otherwise..otherwise..i'll see to it that you don't wake up tomorrow morning..on time.

Regards,
Alarm Clock

20 comments:

Dil Chahta hai ki ... jane bhi do yaro said...

an alarming truth for sure. and an alarming blog. keep up

Prateek Shah said...

Thanks a lot Jassi! :)

annie said...

that was funny....n i loved that "you set me up!"..awesome :) n i was darn right bout the extra serving of creativity God gave you.

Prateek Shah said...

Thank you so much Annie :) Good to know u found it funny :) but well u still aint right abt that part :)

Meira said...

Ok, Mr Clock. I'm sorry I trouble you so much by hitting 'Snooze' every time. But you DO have a loud and irritating voice! :P

Prateek Shah said...

Well its good you said Sorry Meira, otherwise you know all that i am capable of! As for the loud and irritating voice, that aint changing anytime soon. Sleep now, or you'll blame me in the morning.

- AC

ayush said...

its really alarming to read dukh bhari gatha of our dear alarm......
but truth remains
pyari alarm tum mat rona,
mujhe thodi der aur hai sona......

Prateek Shah said...

@ Ayush - i conform with you. I went numb when i read about the agony of an alarm clock. Its strange how over the years it has never spoken up. Loved the two lines u wrote, sach hi to hai "pyari alarm tum mat rona,
mujhe thodi der aur hai sona....."

Kiran said...

Every post you write exhibits loads and loads of creativity God has bestowed on you. Keep up the Good work.

Prateek Shah said...

Thanks for the lovely words Kiran :)although dont agree with it completely :)

Sunny Nagpal said...

Thank you for this post..Alarm clock ki "Dukhbhari daastan"..

I have troubled "it" a lot, every morning. Poor fellow never complained.

Prateek Shah said...

Thats why its complaining now and has asked me to take its message to everyone on the planet! Its very very angry i tell u :O

Ismeet said...

WoW.. I never thought the clock would complain someday... and that too in the "Alarming" (warning) tone. ;)

This is an awesome piece of work by you Prateek. Keep it up. :)

And thanks for letting us know that we need to be a bit careful with "Our Alarming Clocks" ;)

Prateek Shah said...

@ Neeti - :) Thank u so much! :) yess, be really careful!

rajat said...

sahi story hai alarm clock ki
and if you remember the story happened with you and the alarm clock(college room) that story was more amazing than this one.

Prateek Shah said...

@ Rajat - arrre haaan! how cud i forget that! :D wo to sahi mein mast amazing story thi! :D

priyanka said...

ok...m really sorry mr.clock...vil try avoidin d snooze option..

Prateek Shah said...

@ Priyanka - oh yes u better do that! in fact disable the snooze function forever!

aishwaryagoel2003 said...

your really very creative :)

Shas said...

Interesting. Enjoyed reading this post. My alarm clock has stopped working so i could relate to this post.
Keep it up!